Hey Everybody. Im Zak the coincidence theorist. Here is a little about me and how my mind works:
I believe that it was a coincidence that building 7 fell down without anything hitting it. I believe it was a coincidence that the media reported that it fell down 15 minutes before it fell down. I believe it was a coincidence that the terrorists passports remained unscathed in all the rubble so we could find the evil terrorists who did it.
These coincidences led us to bombing the crap out of afganistan to get the terrorists that the US coincidentally funded decades before. And it was a coincidence that terrorism exploded ever since then. It was just a coincidence that equally absurd justifications (later exposed as lies) were used to bomb the shit out of Iraq, Libya, Syria and all the rest. Oh but not Saudi Arabia who western governments coincidentally sell tons of weapons to. Its a coincidence that all the terrorists came from there and helped destabilize and radicalize the middle east and create far more extremists and terrorists.
It is also a coincidence that most mass shooters have links to the government. And its a coincidence that governments have been so obsessed with trying to disarm the population the last couple decades (almost like they knew something was coming and didn’t want us to be able to resist it?). And it was a coincidence that during this period of time we’ve experienced the greatest authoritarian push to take away all our other rights and militarize the police, using the excuse that its to stop the terrorists that they coincidentally funded.
Which coincidentally has happened alongside the biggest worldwide debt bubble in world history, created courtesy of central banks. Which were coincidentally created by a bunch of rich bankers who profit time and time again from the chaos they create. And which have been used coincidentally in other countries to create huge bubbles and then hyperinflate the currency. So that bankers could buy up everything for pennies while the populations starve.
Coincidentally, the mainstream media has been telling people how great the economy is this entire time and to put all our savings in the stock market. Also coincidentally, we are right on the cusp of a major retirement wave where people are heavily invested in their retirement funds. Very coincidental timing!
And it was a coincidence that right before the economy was going to implode anyway, a ‘pandemic’ happened to explain away the economic collapse. And it was a coincidence that the hardest hitting flu in my lifetime hit tons of people this year, months before this supposed virus even left china. And it was a coincidence that the symptoms so closely resembled those of corona virus.
It was a coincidence that every countries government engaged in unprecedented extreme social distancing and lockdown measures over something that was clearly not nearly the big deal it was made out to be. It was a coincidence that non-essential businesses all happened to be small ones that don’t have the funds to survive forced closures. Its also a coincidence that rolling out 5G networks was still essential during this time. Because that’s what we really need during a pandemic; instant fast porn downloads. Don’t even get me started on the 5G coincidences.
Its also a coincidence that the corona virus happened right before the food shortages began due to the super grand solar minimum, so that it could be blamed on the virus. On that note, its also a coincidence that the CO2 caused global warming narrative changed to the CO2 caused ‘extreme weather’ narrative, right before the super grand solar minimum. So that weather events could be blamed on cows farting and people living their lives rather than well documented natural cycles.
Its a coincidence that this virus provides the perfect excuse for tyrants to do exactly what they said they’d do for decades; microchip and track us in an orwellian nightmare society. Everything they’ve written is in fact a coincidence despite so much of it happening now. The fact that conspiracy researchers like David Icke have been truly prophetic in their multi-decade predictions about the authoritarian takeover is also… you guessed it: A coincidence.
Its a coincidence that yet another black person was killed by yet another cop in an outrageous and on video execution. Right when there was a lull in this corona virus nonsense. And all the strange things about the relationship between that black guy and the cop and how that murder went down? Also a coincidence.
You see, I believe anything and everything that has ever happened in this world has been a coincidence. It has to be. Because that nice belief allows me to feel safe and secure. To admit that any of these things were in fact, not a coincidence, would open up pandoras box. I’d then have to question every single thing I’ve ever believed since I was born. History. Science. Politics. Nature of Reality. Religion. I can’t handle that.
But what I can handle is putting my mask on every day, to help save the world from the sniffles as I play videogames and masturbate to 5G porn while receiving free government cheques until the currency hyperinflates. So that’s exactly what I will do until Bill Gates’ vaccine comes out. I trust vaccines, and believe its just a coincidence that so many babies have seizures and die or regress shortly after having one. And its a coincidence that I had 50 vaccines and a yearly flu shot and keep getting all these new autoimmune diseases and get the flu every year. And when I finally die a painful and disease ridden death after a lifetime of vaccines, GMOs, fluoridated water, processed chemical laden food, and emf exposure, I will go peacefully, knowing it was all just a big coincidence.
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